Tuesday, December 15, 2009

我的第一篇文章, 评论评论 ^^

一对年轻恋人决定结婚,当大日子将近的时,两人都有一点害怕因为每一个人都有一件秘密没有告诉对方,准新郎终于决定找他父亲寻求建议。他对父亲说:「我很担心我的婚姻会有问题,会失败。」他老爸问:「怎么啦?你不爱这女孩吗?」准新郎说:「爱,我非常爱…但是我的脚很臭,我怕结婚以后,她会厌恶我的脚臭,连带的厌恶我…」他老爸说:「这简单,你只要常常洗脚,随时都穿袜子,即使睡觉都穿袜子。 」准新郎想了想,觉得是可行的方案。新娘则把她的问题告诉她母亲:「妈,当我每天早上醒来时,我的嘴里的气味很臭,我怕会把我的老公吓跑…」母亲说:「亲爱的,这不是问题,每个人早上起床时,嘴里都会有臭味的啊!」女儿说:「不是,妳不了解,早上起来我的口臭很严重,我怕我老公不……愿意和我同房睡~

母亲说:「这样子啊~那妳每天早上起来不要开口,先去浴室刷牙漱口…重点是在刷牙漱口前绝不开口说话…」女儿问:「早上醒来也不要说早安?」母亲说:「一个字都不要说…」准新娘想,值得一试。这对情侣结婚了…各自记得他们的建议~~他从不在人前脱袜子…她早上刷牙漱口前绝不开口。两口子倒是相安无事…。几个月后,一天早上丈夫醒来,发现一只袜子脱落不见,他吓死了马上在床上到处找袜子…结果把妻子吵醒了。她想都没想,就开口说:「你在干嘛?」丈夫说:「老天,你把我的袜子吃下去了~。

我的第一篇文章, Rate and comment it Thank =)

Monday, November 16, 2009

Soalan Bocor Bahasa Melayu & Sejarah SPM 2009!

Here are the 'soalan bocor' for Bahasa Melayu & Sejarah SPM 2009! Paper 1 and Paper 2. Click below the link.


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Saturday, November 7, 2009

考试要到了!

哇, 还有10多天就要大考了..... 压力越来越大. :( 我form 5朋友你们也要加油喔! XD

Friday, June 5, 2009

Holiday Life.

So true. paiseh, i've been busy to update my blog, about 4-5 month din't touch, here i'm!

I've been tagged in Facebook n Friendster and it was the first time I've ever respond to a tag. It's because I believe in intelligence of the person who has tagged me. Here's the tag:

9 minutes survey
Once you have been tagged, answer the questions truthfully.

Starting time: 2.49am

Name: Wei Jin (tall)

Sisters: 1

Brothers: 1

Eye Color: DarkBrown

Shoe size: 7 1/2

Hair: Dark

Piercings: No

Height: 280cm (Yes, I am that tall)

What are you wearing right now?
I'm naked. Just came back soaked in rain, mind you.

Where do you live?
52 Kenari Indah 4. Hometown is in Sg. Petani, Kedah.

Favorite number:
7

Favorite drink:
Kickapoo!

Favorite month:
July.

Favorite breakfast:
Anything made by myself.

***********Have You Ever***********

Broken a bone:
No.

Been in a police car:
I wouldn't mind, but I hope not.

Been on a plane:
Few days right after I escaped from my mother's womb.

Been in a hot tub:
No.

Swam in the ocean:
A very long time ago.

Fallen asleep in school:
Rarely.

Broken someone’s heart:
Not proud of it.

Cried when someone died?:
No.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call:
No.

Saved e-mails:
Of course.

Been cheated on:
No.

***********What is************

Your room like? :
Dirty and dusty. But I like how the furnitures are arranged.

What is right beside you?
Lots of stuff.

What is the last thing you ate?:
Miillk

———————-Ever Had-————————-

Chicken pox:
Yes.

Sore throat:
Just a few weeks ago.

Stitches:
Yes. Fell in toilet, hand first. xD

Broken nose:
No.

————————-Do You————————–

Believe in love at first sight?:
Yes.

Like picnics:
Depends whom having it with.

————————–Who—————————

Did you last yell at?:
Everyone. I don't talk, I yell. It's hard to get the message across these days.

Was the last person you danced with?
Never danced. Willing to learn.

Who last made you smile? :
Friends.

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Glasses.

———-Final Questions————-

What are you listening to right now?:
It goes like this, "I could stay awake, just to hear you breathing...". Google it. ;)

What did you do today?
Exam, slept, breakfast, lunch, dinner, DotA, yumcha, Internet, this.

Diamond or pearl?
Diamond

Are you the oldest?
Nope

Indoors or outdoors?
Outdoors

——————Today did you———————-

1. Talk to someone you like? :
No.

2. Kiss anyone? :
No.

3. Get sick?:
No.

4. Sing?:
Yes.

5. Talk to an ex?:
No.

6. Miss someone:
Every waking moment.

7. Eat:
Yes.

—————-Last person who——————

8. You talked to on the phone?
DM

9. Made you LOL?:
Stephen Chow!

10. Went to the movies with? :
It's been awhile.

11. You went to the mall with? :
Haven't visit any mall for a long time.

——————Have you——————-

19. Been to Mexico?:
Nope.

20. Been to USA?:
Nope.

——————-Random——————–

21. Have a crush on someone?:
Yes.

22. What books are you reading right now?:
I have a policy of not opening my bag when I'm home.

23. Best feeling in the world?
Orgasm? No, wait, the wind.

24. Future kids names?:
short

25. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?:
No.

26. What’s under your bed?
Another bed. :)

27. Favorite sport(s) to watch?:
Badminton, DotA, Counter-Strike, Street Fighter, Football.

28. Favorite place(s)?:
England

32. Who do you really hate?:
People who CHOOSE to be stupid aka stupid by will.

33. Do you have a job?
Part student, part gamer.

37. What time is it now?
3:01am

Repost with 9 minutes survey

nothing special with this, but hope you know! by tall...........  /gg XD

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

New Blogger.

Yo, this is my first blog. I will start my blog after Chinese New Year. TY